Oh the bed Oooh the bed Ahhh the bed Oh the bed Mmmm the bed I love the bed You can lie in bed You can lay in bed You can die in bed You can pray in bed You can live in bed You can laugh in bed You can give your heart Or break your heart in half in bed You can tease in bed You can please in bed You can squeeze in bed You can freeze in bed You can sneeze in bed Catch the fleas in bed All of these Plus eat crackers and cheese in bed Oh the bed is a thing Of feather and spring Of wire and wood Invention so good Oh the bed comes complete
With pillow and sheet With blanket electric And breath antiseptic Let there be sheets Let there be beds Foam rubber pillows Under our heads Let there be sighs Filling the room Scanty pajamas By Fruit of the Loom You can eat in bed You can beat in bed Be in heat in bed Have a treat in bed You can rock in bed You can roll in bed Find your co*k in bed Lose your soul in bed You can lose in bed You can win in bed But never never never never Never never never never Never never never Never can you sin in bed!