[Interlude: TV show]
Hello, boys and girls! Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships. Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do! Who's your daddy?
[Intro: Hailie Jade + Eminem]
Daddy, what are you doing? huh
Okay then! Everybody, listen up!
I'm going to Hell! Who's coming with me?
Somebody, please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy!
[Verse 1: Eminem]
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you
To show you there ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to?
[Hailie: Rahhnnn!] f**in' brains, brawn and bra** balls
I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a gla** jar
Inside of a hall with my framed autographed sungla**es
With Elton John's name on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I've been lying my a** off
All this time me and Dre been f**ing with hats off
(s** it, Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
'Fore I push this motherf**in' bu*ton and blast off
And launch one at these Russians, and that's all
Blow every f**ing thing except Afghanistan on the map off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
{*knocking*} Hailie, tell 'em, baby! (My dad's lost it!)
[Hook: Eminem + Hailie Jade]
There's really nothing else to say, I can't explain it
I think my dad's gone crazy!
A little help from Hailie Jade; won't you tell 'em, baby?
I think my dad's gone crazy!
There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy!
There's no one on Earth that can save me; not even Hailie
I think my dad's gone crazy!
[Verse 2: Eminem]
It's like my mother always told me
Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine
And goddamn it, you little motherf**er
If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'!
... Uh ... f** that sh**, b**h!
Eat a motherf**ing dick, chew on a prick
And lick a million motherf**ing co*ks per second
I'd rather put out a motherf**ing gospel record
I'd rather be a p**y-whipped b**h
Eat p**y and have p**y lips glued to my face with a clit
Ring in my nose than quit bringin' my flows
Quit giving me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean?
If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O
I wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-minie-moe
Catch a h*mo by his toe, man, I don't know no more
Am I the only f**in' one who's normal any more? (Dad!)
[Hook: Eminem + Hailie Jade]
There's really nothing else to say, I can't explain it
I think my dad's gone crazy!
A little help from Hailie Jade; won't you tell 'em, baby?
I think my dad's gone crazy!
There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy!
There's no one on Earth that can save me; not even Hailie
I think my dad's gone crazy!
[Verse 3]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
At the same time, can make you dry your eyes
With the same rhyme
See, what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work
So it's easy to misinterpret it at first
‘Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek
I'd yank my f**in' teeth
Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums
Get struck by f**in' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with sh** every time I sung
Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
Inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
Standing on Ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky
'Til clouds gather; it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it
The parents are pissed, but the kids love it
9 millimeter heaters stashed in 2-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
[Hook: Eminem + Hailie Jade]
There's really nothing else to say, I can't explain it
I think my dad's gone crazy!
A little help from Hailie Jade; won't you tell 'em, baby?
I think my dad's gone crazy!
There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me
I think my dad's gone crazy!
There's no one on Earth that can save me; not even Hailie
I think my dad's gone crazy!
Crazy
[Outro: Hailie Jade]
Ha ha ha ha! You're funny, Daddy!