My idiotic vapid pathological crush on you Is masochistic ma**ively unrealistic too CHORUS I think I had another nightmare mama (shoo bop shoo bop bop ooh) I think I had another nightmare and you don't stop and you don't stop I think I had another nightmare mama (womp bop a-womp bop boo) I think I had another nightmare and you don't stop and you don't stop Do you I had another Gregor Samsa morning As seems to happen most days these days When you just shamble up without a word of warning Just to make fun of my twitching, twitching insect legs REPEAT CHORUS My beastly self-destructive Absurd counter-productive fancy drives me straight to mother's ruin
It is a most unwise thing in fact it's pulverizing me you'll see I'll be a fine thing soon REPEAT CHORUS Don't you have a pretty little mouth That doesn't mean that you should use it To give me your best Mickey Mouse So don't think for a second I don't see right through it You think everything's hilarious You smell like diamonds down below You're mackerel-skinned and so gregarious But give me a goddamn break, f**er Give me a goddamn break, f**er Give me a goddamn break I have a condition you know (shoo bop shoo bop...)