I've got lots of fake friends They've got lots of fake phones And whenever I call them They're never at home I see them on the street and they smile at me But when I'm alone I'm always alone CHORUS And you make me feel like Holden Caulfield When you act like such a phony Still I wish that you'd phone me Phone me Your fake politeness makes me paranoid You're so self-righteous I'm so annoyed I'll laugh at you call you a hypocrite But I'll cry 'cause you don't tell me your secrets
REPEAT CHORUS I look up words in the dictionary I paste them on my wall So I can impress somebody If somebody calls REPEAT CHORUS You smile at me but you just look like a liar Cause I know you wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire And I am on fire REPEAT CHORUS I left lots of messages I left a trail Leading here to where I'm sitting bitter, cynical I left lots of letters guess they're lost in the mail Oh I left lots of litter to mark where I've failed REPEAT CHORUS