Look! Professor Angell brings
A strange box of arcane things.
Here's a lengthy man*script,
And news items that he clipped:
Stories oddly unenlightening,
Very strange and vaguely frightening.
And, defying disbelief,
Here's Wilcox's bas relief!
Look! Professor Angell brings
A metal box of arcane things.
Read! his tale of awful dreams,
Full of dark and evil themes.
Omnipresent eerie sounds
Seem to come from all around.
Nightmares of a local artist
Baffling even to the smartest.
Written down and drawn quite well;
Do our future they foretell?
Look! Professor Angell brings
A metal box of arcane things.
Hear! the tale of poor Legra**e,
In a swamp with Spanish moss
Hunting down some Cajun voodoo,
He discovered something new:
Cultists mad and homicidal
Dancing round their eldritch idol.
Burn it all! Don't even wait.
Don't let contents correlate!
Look! Professor Angell brings
A metal box of arcane things.