Gym Cla** Heroes [Dream] Radio k**er (k**er) [Travis] Hah! You know what it is.... Gym Cla** Heroes and Dream It's hard to look innocent when I got cookie crumbs all over my face... Ya hear me? [Chorus (Dream):] I like girls, they like me They look so good in their seven jeans Want you to be the one and my only I wanna be faithful but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar My hands, my hands, my ha oh hands Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh) Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh), my ha oh hands (oh) Can't keep my hands (oh), my hands (oh) My hands out the cookie jar [Verse 1] You see I got this problem I need help trying to solve it Because meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie-holic You can hide 'Em I'm gonna find 'Em on the counter in the closet And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate My girl keeps setting b**bie traps To catch me eating scooby snacks I left crumbs in the bed once but I told her I was through with that She still don't be believing me but then guess that I'm cool with that
But I gotta sweet tooth That will never come loose And the truth of the matter is [Chorus] [Verse 2] I gotta thing for Milano, Biscotti, Italiano And I never turn down some Oreo's if you got those bu*ter Pecan, Puerto Ricans, or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians, Hazelnut Brazilians, Macedamia Caucasians Double stuff or thin mint It don't matter you getting it Cause I gotta sweet tooth That will never come loose And the fact of the matter is [Chorus] [Verse 3] I'm a monster for these cookies I'm a beast for they treats An animal for they cracker Head to feet they so damn sweet Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh My, can't keep my hands, my hands out the cookie jar I know you had it (I'll always be) I tried my best (always be) I went to Cookie Anonymous (always, I'll always, I'll always be a freak) I guess I'm a failure (I'll always be, I'll always be) I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but it is what it is (I'll always be a freak)