I'll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I'll crawl away
I will blow hot fart on you
I will build an R-2 D-2
I won't even start for you
Unless you f**ing pay
Because I am the performer
Because I am the performer
Because I am the performer
I will come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Try not to f** around on you
Do so anyway I will find the ark for you
Go sleep in the park with you
I'll even s** a co*k or two
But no sir, I'm not gay
Because I am the performer
Because I am the performer
Because I am the performer
Before I was a who*e
On tour I was the child always running around
With his dick hanging out
And diapers pulled down
Show biz was calling so I hit the stage
Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage
My life was bullsh** and I didn't care
Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare
But what else could I f**ing do
But play another song for you
Thinking about a nose job, too
'Cause I am the performer