I've got a beard for all seasons
I invite you to wear one too
We'll have style, we'll have reason
We're the envy of every smooth-faced fool
In the summer sun so green and true
With skies of blue
Bring your hat, or a muffler
As a cooler breeze remembers me
Under foot, hear the rustle
Through a sea of leaves, that lost their green
In the Autumn chill so red and gold
You stay by me
In the Winter cold we're toasty warm
It takes time, be patient
It takes one whole year, for all four beards
History shows, through the ages
Assorted beards, hangin' ear to ear
In the Springtime, we'll be blossoming
So fresh and new
Oh, beard. Oh, beard
La la la la la la
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