I know I've done it again
Left myself an impossible situation
So drop the bomb and we'll drink to whose left standing
Raise your gla**
Join the toast
Pa** the parcel til the bubble bursts
Set the fuse place the charge
Try your best to dodge the blast
Five died one embara**ed survivor
Tried to raise a smile but failed
Shell shocked grimace glued to his face
And trailed off to the bar
Start again raise your gla**
Pa** the parcel til' the bubble bursts
Then pull it up rip it up tear it to shreds
Hurry on with the next
Fun to guess
If a little complicated
The winning hand
Won't always take it your way
Place your bets
Swill it down
Start again knowing full well
You've left yourself an impossible situation
So drop the bomb and drink to whose left standing
BOLLOCKS!
Tough sh**
That's all you get
Do ya want to remember or try and forget
Whatever's left just a pa**ing memory
Might as well just raise your gla**!