Baking was her specialty
'Til a fire burned down her bakery
She got really sad and found a new hobby
She's the bu*ton-maker Naomi
bu*tons were her specialty
'Til she poked her eye then she couldn't see
She wears an eyepatch and now she sails the sea
She's the pirate lady Naomi
Pirating was her specialty
Til she accidentally caused a mutiny
She had to walk the plank and now she's lost at sea
She's the missing person Naomi
If you know where Naomi is, please contact your local authorities