Gonna have alotta fun
Gonna hit a home run
In the littlest league possible
Gonna make a big splash
Don't have to talk trash
In the littlest league possible
The most rudimentary division
Of competition
Where no worlds collide
To be the biggest fish
In the smallest pond
On the littlest island
Where I shall reside
Or keep banging it out
In the Texas league
And meanwhile after too much
And also from running too fast
You'd run out of gas
But that's not possible
In the littlest league possible