Gonna have a lot of fun
Gonna hit a home run
In the littlest league possible
In the littlest league possible
Go and make a big splash
Don't have the song trashed
In the littlest league possible
In the littlest league possible
The nurse went through
The division of conversation
Where words collide
To be the biggest fish in the smallest pond
I'm the middlesest spider in the arachnid design
Looking and fading out in the Texas league
And meanwhile I took too much and also
From running too fast
You ran out of gas
But that's not possible
In the littlest league possible