"I, Papyrus, the greatest of all time,
Will capture a human and prove my worth,
To the Royal Guard's divine,
No one can stop me,
I'm just too good to fail,
I'm charming, smart,
A work of art,
But I shan't go on all day."
"My brother lacks the pa**ion I do,
And he takes too much credit for just being cool,
Well here's my chance to finally shine,
I'm the best,
And when I capture Frisk,
I'll settle all the fights."
"Don't doubt me, I'm a genius,
I'll charge my special attack,
Elaborate puzzles, determination,
There's no way you'll ever get past."
"My brother lacks the pa**ion I do,
And he takes too much credit for just being cool,
Well here's my chance to finally shine,
I'm the best,
And when I capture Frisk,
I'll settle all the fights."
"You, the human,
You're better than I thought,
You pa**ed the tests, you solved the puzzles, and you and I had fought,
Perhaps you and I could make quite the team,
But no, alas, I had my dream,
Well maybe there's more to you than what there seems to be,
"Agh, I said I'd capture a human,
Eventually, well, I made spaghetti,
You befriended me,
Perhaps I am not what I seem to be,
"If I die then promise me,
You'll spare the others and you'll set them free,
There's something about you,
You can make a change,
As for me I've just stayed the same,
"Nyeh heh heh!"
"But that's okay,
I am the great,
Alas, poor Papyrus."