The war broke out, and I dropped my camera
Causing the flash to jam
The leopard print, at La Duchess Anne
The fat ten-year old, we had
Serve us dinner, at the café downstairs
The TV was on, we got lots of cold glares
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Even the s** couldn't make up for all the rest
And when we opted to f**, over watching
Filtered smut on the TV set
I realized I've had it so good
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
And after all the mess I've made this far
I broke the latch inside your favorite, favorite car
And now you have to crawl across the pa**enger's seat
(just to get out)
Don't you realize, how good you've had it?
How good I've had it?
How good you've had it?