[Round 1: Caustic]
Now, Base ain't exactly a hard name to live up to
Especially when your entire persona is based on someone you look up to
Now, I don't normally do name flips but let's take this sh** back to the basics
And show you L.A. kids how you really do some base sh**
And then Base said....
Nothing you idiot Base dead
He's locked up in my basement
I'd rather listen to K-Fed remix Night Of The Living Baseheads
You see it's high time Grind Time trim the extra fat
Pussies with the pennies that's the type of sh** that got [?] slapped
So hi hater I'm Isiah taking keep for keep sakes
Kid so f**ing dope then why can't you free, Base?
I hate these rich pussies that think they can rap battle
You live in a palace in Calabasas b**h, a f**ing sand castle
Yo, you think your family's safe? I'll find your family's safe and use your nose to break it open
Cause robbing you would be like hitting a grand slam cause I know that Base is loaded
See me? I'm known to get suction on the first date
In your case the only way you get to Third Base is cause you have an MC Serch face
You shouldn't have started this war in the f**ing first place
In hip hop you have no place
So go home base and stop calling your f**ing mom's house "home base"
[Round 2: Caustic]
After this, the nose joke legacy will finally be pa**ed along
Cause you have a f**ing ma**ive snoz
f** a nose job, your nose has a job
Let's both be honest, you need to quit this rap sh** and f**ing go to college
If you believe in yourself you can be a male nurse or an orthodontist
Every time Celest takes a sh** there's a floating Trojan condom
Cause he's your little Indian b**h like Pocahontas
No matter how you die your nose will cause an open coffin
I bet you could've smelled the sh** coming, couldn't you Nosetradamous?
You ain't Al-Qaeda b**h, who the f** have you terrorize?
I'll toss nerve gas at nerd raps leaving you paralyzed
If you got locked in a panic room I bet both of your parents die
Cause your nostrils alone would take up 90% of the air supply
I'm trying to tell this guy...you're not hard
Your real name is Farhad, you get a hard on every time Dizaster says "car bomb"
Fronting like a Street Fighter is a good way to get punched in the solar plex
Plus you look like Dhalsim if only his nose could stretch
How the f** you gonna talk sh** about Caustic's nose
We'd all be in f**ing danger if you got a common cold
[Round 3: Caustic]
I hate to brag, but after I came out you kinda changed your swag
Running to your pops for hand outs like, "I swear I'm gonna be famous dad!"
You rep S.A.D.? Your f**ing crew's name is "Sad"
When the sh** goes down your team's looking for Base like a game of tag
Yo, talk sh** about my f**ing nose, b**h you better take it back
Your name is synonymous with dicks like "Base" and "shaft"
Yo fronting like a terrorist but that just ain't the facts
I hope your b**h dies in a plane crash like Damon Dash
To get me on your album b**h you'd have to f**ing pay me racks
I'll f** your mother and rub my co*k off on your nation's flag
I can't believe y'all buy this bullsh** that he's been selling
You'll want 60 Minutes worth of f**ing Middle Eastern yelling
Yo, your b**h begs for semen and I came to give her a decent helping
Blew so many loads in the ho's mouth looked like the b**h's teeth were melting
There is no Heaven for pussies too b**h to go kamikaze
So when you die you'll be the f**ing f*ggot that gets Osama Bin Laden's coffee
You worked your whole f**ing life and ended up nothing but a Caustic carbon copy
And when you're not busy doing that you're Dizaster's personal paparazzi