I am a one-ton, armor plated; living breathing being I wade in streams all day; eat gra**; and little else then one day my world was shattered by freakish two-legged beings wielding instruments of pain hell-bent on striking me down a super-psyochotic need to make me and scream and bleed
brought on solely by greed I only want to be free if I had my way, I'd stomp you flat under my bulk or ram this horn you so crave into your f**ing throat I'll topple the noisy creatures in which you flee but I'll never understand why you want me to die