[Intro]
There she was...
Looking back at me from the black and white article
The most wonderfull women I've ever laid eyes on
It's a damn shame, see obituaries
[Verse 1]
I think this chick is very oww wee, in the obituary, sue me
For thinking these things, about the decease
I'm yanking my thing, so semen release
But that won't cut it, now I'm like "f** it"
I can bring her back with budget
All I need is wire ring, and strings and a
Couple other things to turn her to a machine
But most importantly I need the body
Grab up the shovel, indeed bring the shotty
Just in case somebody sees me robbing
The cementery, where these things are rotting
6 feet later I'm at the casket
Tie rope to the back of my car and latch it
Mash on the gas as I drag her away
I feel like I'm already hearing her say:
[Hook: Grewsum & Girl]
(Uh, Tyler I all want you)
I know you do, I programmed you to
(Uh, Tyler I all want you)
I know you do, you're formatted to
(Uh, Tyler I all need you)
I know you do, I design you to
(Uh, Tyler I all want you)
I know you do, I programmed you to
[Verse 2]
Got a box home now, pry with the crowbar
The top to dope to quick, and oh lord
She's still a s**y chick
Looks like the formaldehyde did the trick
She looks like Paris Hilton with a set of tits
Meat on a hips and a set of lips
Try to open the mouth to get a kiss
No luck, rigor mortis set in quick
Looks like I'mma have high electric bill
Time to take out the organs and fill (rebuild)
Take the remote control core parts
Splice, slice and dice to make her a heart
Make her throat deeper and fix the legs
Tommorow this time, she can give me heads
Set up the in center, now all I need is a lightning strike
It's alive
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
She's walking, talking, f**ing, s**ing
Cooking, cleaning, I'm so lucky
There's a couple things that I need to fix
Yeah, she bleeds out of tits, but it's just a glitch
I ain't never seen such a flexible s*ut
Dislocate the legs, when I'm ready to nut
Feels like the p**y when I'm raping the mouth
I ain't never worry about taking it out
It's kinda gross, the skin finally started to decompose
And she lost a nose, broke her elbows and she lost the toes
And the p**y caved in, now it's just a hole
She still cooks and cleans, I'mma keep her around
I can't make sense to just putting it down
In next week, another hot chick will die
And I'll reanimate her so I can reply like
[Hook]