Greg:
"My mother was a hooker
At least 20 guys shook her
Every day was f**in' s**;
f**in' next after next
I concluded she's a who*e
You could hear 'em through the door
But the door's always locked
And she's always getting co*ked
She's high every day
And she's drunk every night
If I tell her to stop
She'd put up a fight
Sometimes she makes me scream 'AWH fu*k'."
Jake:
"She f**s every day
She f**s every night
One time we took a trip;
She got f**ed on the flight
She f**s in the morning
She f**s at noon
A rich guy once f**ed her
With a silver spoon."
Brandon/Greg:
"My momma likes her co*ks;
Just as hard as the rocks
She still rides the wood
Just as hard as she could
She likes 'em fat and tall
Hell, she'll f** them all
And I wish this b**h
Would get off the co*k sandwhich!"