[Verse 1: Wax]
She was such a pretty girl and she was mine for a couple of years
And on the day that she walked away I guess I shed a couple of tears
But from what I understand, she's now having the time of her life
I guess its true what Too Short said, that you can't turn a ho into a housewife
[Hook x2]
'Coz she's so fine she used to be mine
Now she f**s two dudes at a time
She was so good, we was in love
But I guess one dick wasn't enough
[Verse 2: Wax]
At first I couldn't believe it
She was so sweet and so kind
How could she be getting a**-f**ed and s**ing dick at the same time?
But I went online one day and I saw that sh** firsthand
She was having a one-night stand with a
A nine piece salsa band
And the piano player is f**ing her a**hole
And in her p**y hole is the ba**
She's got the backup singer's dick in each hand
And the trumpet player's f**ing her face
And her toes are doing some tickling on the rest of the horn section's balls
The percussion players jerking off on the side
While the lead singer's telling the studio n' audience to applause
[Hook x2]
'Coz she's so fine she used to be mine
Now she f**s two dudes at a time
She was so good, we was in love
But I guess one dick wasn't enough
[Verse 3: Wax]
Now the band started getting excited
They were all about to bust nuts
It was nine Puerto Rican musicians
And just one little asian s*ut
Now every square inch of her body
Is totally soaked with cum
And if you ask the b**h what two plus two was
She wouldn't even know 'coz she's too f**ing dumb
[Hook x2]
She's so fine she used to be mine
Now she f**s nine dudes at a time
She was so good, we was in love
But I guess eight dicks wasn't enough
Eight dicks wasn't enough!