ROBERT [spoken]:
George, i don't know how you managed to pull it off, four weddings in one day. I guess you're everyone's best man now!
GEORGE [spoken]:
I am?
ALL:
Hip, hip, hooray!
MEN:
He's George, he's George, the best man George
GEORGE:
I'm honored to be doing what a best man ought!
MEN:
He's basking in the glory of a fight well fought!
Wedding bells will ring
Wedding bells will chime
Wedding bells will celebrate a happy wedding time!
ALL:
Wedding bells will celebrate a happy wedding-
GEORGE [spoken]:
Minister! You may begin...
Oh no! I forgot the minister!
...
Who the hell are you?
TRIX:
I'm Trix, the aviatrix.
Queen of the Sky
To Rio I was winding when my engine needing mending
I'll fix, my navigratrix
And then I'll fly
And let you lovebirds tie the knot!
[spoken]
So sorry to crash the party folks, but we'll have this fixed in two shakes. Then it's off to Rio, for Carnival.
ROBERT [spoken]:
Wait! The captain of a ship can perform a marriage
ALL [spoken]:
Yes!
FELDZIEG [spoken]:
And a pilot is comparable to a captain
ALL [spoken]:
Yes!
ALDOLPHO [spoken]:
An airplane is a kind of a chip!
A chip of the air,
Some call it an air chip
ALL [spoken]:
Oh *ship*!
Yes!
GEORGE [spoken]:
Wait! I've got it. Trix, you can marry them on the plane, and then we'll all have the honeymoon in Rio!
ALL [spoken]:
Hurrah!