MAN IN CHAIR [Spoken]:
So, that was The Drowsy Chaperone.
Oh I love it so much!
I.. I know it's not a perfect show.
The spit-take scene is lame,
and the monkey motif is labored.
But it does what a musical is supposed to do.
It takes you to another world.
And it.. it gives you a little tune to carry with you in your head for.. for when you're feeling blue, you know?
[Sung]
As we stumble along
On life's funny journey
As we stumble along
Into the blue
We look here and we look there
Seeking answers anywhere
Never sure of where to turn or
what to do
ROBERT:
I'm an accident waiting to happen
MAN IN CHAIR:
Still we bumble our way
JANET:
I don't want to sing tunes no more
MAN IN CHAIR
Through life's crazy labyrinth
GEORGE:
Wedding bells will ring
Wedding bells will chime
FELDZIEG & GANGSTERS:
Toledo Surprise
MAN IN CHAIR:
Barley knowing left from right
TOTTENDALE:
Love is always lovely
UNDERLING:
Lovely
MAN IN CHAIR:
Nor right from wrong
ALDOPHO:
I am Aldopho
KITTY:
Surprise!
COMPANY:
And the best we can do
Is hope a bluebird
COMPANY & MAN IN CHAIR
Will sing his song
As we stumble along
ALL:
Still we bumble our way
Through life's crazy labyrinth
TRIX:
Barely knowing left from right
Or right from wrong
And the...
ALL:
Best that we can do
Is hope a bluebird
Will sing his song
As we stumble along
As we stumble
bumble, fumble, tumble
As we stumble along