[Verse I]
Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn
Brother Billy has both guns drawn
He ain't been right since Vietnam
[Chorus]
"Sweet home Alabama"
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long
[Verse II]
Daddy's doing Sister Sally
Grandma's dying of cancer now
The cattle all have brucellosis
We'll get through somehow
[Chorus]
[Verse III]
I'm going down to the Dew Drop Inn
See if I can drink enough
There ain't much to country living
Sweat, piss, jizz and blood
[Chorus](2x)