BAND:
Crisis averted
He's taking a stand (yea, taking a stand)
And the best part is
Everything he says is right
CITIZEN ONE (spoken):
"My name is Andrew Jackson and I'm here to speak with you about the future of this incredible country. These are complicated times."
CITIZEN TWO (spoken):
"And today we're going to need to make some complicated decisions."
CITIZEN THREE (spoken):
"But we're going to make those decisions together. I'm promising you transparency, accountability, and open collaboration between you and me."
CITIZEN FOUR (spoken):
'Cause I'm the people's president and I'm here to be your friend, to be your advocate, to be your voice."
CITIZEN ONE (spoken):
"It's morning again in America -
CITIZEN TWO (spoken):
- And I'm your president."
CITIZEN THREE (spoken):
"I'm your president."
CITIZEN FOUR (spoken):
"I'm your president."
ALL CITIZENS (spoken):
Andrew Jackson!
BAND:
I really think that this will work
We're young
We'll live forever
At least for one more night
My luck will hold this time
It always has before
So I think
I think it just might work
Crisis averted
I'm going alone (yea, going alone)
And the best part is
Everything I say is right
FLORIDA WOMAN (spoken):
I mean, I think it's a real tragedy that Jackson moved all the Indians from here in Florida
FLORIDA MAN (spoken):
Me too. It's a real tragedy
FLORIDA WOMAN (spoken):
And that's why we hesitated to move here. Absolutely. We didn't want it to seem like we were endorsing that kind of behavior
FLORIDA MAN (spoken):
No. Of course not. But, then, we were like...it is nice it doesn't snow
FLORIDA WOMAN (spoken):
Yes, it is...so, it's like, it's really great that he did that. But we definitely don't condone it
BAND:
Did you really think
That this would work
You're f**ed
You won't live forever
Your luck won't hold this time
It won't be like before
It's never
It's never gonna work