[Intro: greatestrappereveryes]
Yeah breh, so like...
Alot of famous producers out there– cause I'm, y'know, famous and I got a million dollars, uh in my pocket– they messaged me and they was all like "Yo, I got a bunch of beats, they're the greatest beats I've ever made. I want you to freestyle on them cause you're the greatest rapper of all time" and I was all like "Man, I don't know..."
And but like
Ya feel me like...
I'm just such a great person that I just gotta do it, feel me?
So I'm just gonna freestyle, it might be the greatest freestyle of all time
And uhhh, y'know, like, yeah
Check this sh** out real quick n***a *clears throat*
342!
*incomprehensible*
I found a b**h, man
She's a ho
And this is how it go:
[Verse 1: greatestrappereveryes]
It's the Superbowl
You's a stupid ho
That's some sh** you should know
We just sipping dro, my n***a
Whatchu really need? You want a drank? You want some weed?
You want da dank
I'll f** your b**h pretty hard somewhere
One of her hoes, do she got hair?
Ew, dat sh** just stanky as f**
And it go like dis:
I got a million in my pocket
Like this thick billie right here
Gonna whip it out
Oh look, at all of these Bens
And I got a Benz in my garage... and Maybach
Rapping on this Tutankhamen, 9th Wonder
Yo mamma is a b**h; she's a ho
Playing Xbox One, pretending that I'm black– I mean
I'm playing
And I f** dat b**h pretty bad in the bu*t
And she know that I got a really nice tongue
And I go "diddle iddle iddle iddle a-ding!" when I eat her out
[Intermission: greatestrappereveryes]
Now I'ma switch it up real quick...
*new beat begins*
You know what I do...
*door opens*
[greatestrappereveryes's Mother:]
Uh, let me know when you're ready for the Cheese Board pizza dad bought
[greatestrappereveryes:]
Mm hmm
[greatestrappereveryes's Mother:]
Want it now or... *greatestrappereveryes shakes head* alright!
*door closes*
*beat begins*
[Verse 2/Outro:]
And then I f** that b**h right in the a**
She look at me, and she realize that I got a lot of cash in the stash
And I tell her "ooh sh**, I'ma break through the gla**"
Like some Batman/Superman motherf**er a**
Damn, how much swag do I got? Unmeasurable amounts
Yeah so uh, that was probably the greatest of all time