[Intro: Great Dane]
Before we get very far into our next story, we do have a warning for you, tonight
What you're about to see and hear may not be suitable for children
Not all music stars, as you know, are model citizens
Some have had run-ins with the law, that's certainly nothing new
But now, a few musicians have taken that to new heights
Or to new depths
Now, you may never have heard of some of these stars, but your kids have
They are heroes to a whole new generation
Tonight, take a walk in their world…
[Verse 1: Josh Smith]
I f**ed your b**h n***a, finger on the trigger
Ballin' in the club, my account is seven figures
I got a big dick that the hoes be tryna lick
I goes deep in that p**y, I be s**ing on her clit, b**h
Orgasm, body spasms, orgasm, orgasm
Orgasm after orgasm, I make her cum a couple thousand
Soaking wet, tied up my pet, she start to squirm, she start to scream
Slap her face, “Shut up, b**h!” I jump on top, trampoline
Gotta lick before you stick, f**ed her till her p**y split
Step in the club, big co*k, started hot, still hot
Stacking bands everywhere, my man juices up in her hair
Got a blunt stuck up in her c*nt, now she really smoking there
Hot bars off the dome, got a Lamborghini, 30 chrome
Blue Bugatti, Maserati, Red Ferrari is my porta-potty
Cuz that's my sh**, shut up b**h, just respect it, Capri Sun, b**h
f** them haters, and them hoes, swag runs down into my toes
AK's all day, my way, I don't play
Er, er, squeak the bed, after this b**h gave me some head
Bang, bang, shot you dead, call the Feds, bandana red
Swerve, swerve, yeet, yeet, pop, pop, skeet, skeet
Ugh
[Interlude: Great Dane]
You may never have heard of some of these stars, but your kids have
They are heroes to a whole new generation
Tonight, take a walk in their world…
[Verse 2: Josh Smith]
Alright, new beat, same dude, new me
Nah, same me, keep it real, every day, I'm stacking bills
One milli, two milli, three billi, cuatro trill
This beat is cray, that's how I feel, I'm in a crouch, I'm set to k**
Barrel hot, that's my Glock, fire in the streets, n***as' bodies drop
Jesus piece, Rolex, ice all around my neck
No flex, cash my check, life is a b**h and her p**y's wet
That's J COLE, Forbidden Fruit; I'm laid back with my gin and juice
Uh, real rap raw n***a
Reppin' with my team everyday that's squad n***a
Hot n***a, never be a b**h n***a
Drop your body quick if you ever try to snitch n***a
Yeah, real sh** n***a, beat the p**y up, animal cruelty n***a
f** n***a, why you such a b**h n***a
I go 0 to 100 I'm a quick n***a
[Outro I: Josh Smith]
Alright I'm done with this sh**
All you motherf**ers out there that wanna battle me I'm here n***a
I'll drop you quicker than a b**h panties n***a
Fight me n***a
Swing first n***a!
You ain't even a n***a though
Man, you a n**let
A little f*ggot a** n**let that's what you are b**h
sh**, let me light up my blunt one more time, hold up
[Lighter noise, breathe out]
Yeah, that's some of that good good n***a
Ah, f**…
[Static]
[Outro II: Josh Smith]
I'm just kidding guys, I don't rap like that!
Welcome to the album!