Way back in '97 was a young blossomin' ho
Only given 'bout 8 bl**jobs, never drank or smoked indo
Until one fine evenin', pages I was receivin'
Beginning to feel that old heavin' in my beave and
I whipped up a co*ktail of cookin' wine
Nasty buzz kicked in and I was feelin' fine
But I needed somethin' spicy to give me a lift
A special magic cigarette went by the name of SPLIFF
And I went.
And I was smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride [x4]
Sittin' talkin' sh** about small dix with gnarly tips
I was a faded little b**h munchin' on chips and a fish sandwich
I'm kinda like a hotel, always got someone in my bed
This night was no exception and of course he wanted head
I reluctantly approached the tiny thing he had down south
Cuz I'm a filthy little s*ut, I like to take it in the mouth
I couldn't manage nothin' and that bo*er asked me why
I said, "You can't bone my mouth when my mouth is bone dry"
And I went.
And I was s** s** s**in' on the Astroglide [x4]