[Verse 1: The Cydonian Truffle]
Angry birds, angry birds
Why are there f**ing so many angry birds?
These birds are really nice, they're little and they're cute
I don't wanna see any birds angry
I mean, I don't wanna see any birds angry
Don't f**ing make these birds angry
I like really happy birds, I won't want them to be angry
Birds who are really happy make me happy and that makes everything okay
Woah! Did you know that birds can cure cancer?
They can have special millet come out of their bu*t when they poop
This is called the poop millet and it can cure cancer
Hey, please, can we f**ing cure cancer?
Um, yeah, cancer needs to be cured
It k**s so many people, it's just a f**ing cancer
[Bridge]
Things are dumb, life is dumb
I'm still alive though, I don't f**ing know how
Things are dumb, life is dumb
I'm still alive though, I don't f**ing know how
[Verse 2: Grand Master Chocolate Car]
Oh
Shouts out Bukez Finezt
Shouts out South Dakota, uh
George Washington swag
f**ing b**hes, get money, uh
Grand Master Chocolate Car
Swish on my kicks, swish on my kicks
Give me your beautiful shaolin tits
Ear grey b**h with my king pierced cuffs
Tatted up b**h and I have no regrets
No d** at the table, I have my f**ing rules
But when I'm coming down it ain't hard to f**ing choose
Off the dome, off the dome
f** a b**h in a mobile home
Alabama sh**, scratching on your bammer sh**