That's what a cow would sound like when it would moo
[Hook x2]
There are milfs in the speakeasy
There are milfs in the speakeasy
There are milfs in the speakeasy
Holy sh**
[Verse 1: The Cydonian Truffle]
Oh wow, look at me cutting wood like a lumberjack
Working at a mill, deep in the mountains
I have a wife, she is very pretty
She is also of German descent
We live in our mountain home day and night
Chopping wood and k**ing dogs
Oh wow, that was...
M3H
[Verse 2: Grand Master Chocolate Car]
808 ba** go boom boom boom
b**h so confusing, I'm your dad's girlfriend
GameCube swag, real tight off the meter
f** the Yankees, shouts out to Derek Lowe
Tim Wakefield swag, como se dica?
J. Locke Neumann pimp on lock
Dragging Strongbow through the hills with my co*k
Beverly pills, I got the best jury
Pouring watermelon Smirnoff on these b**hes
8th grade dance, I'ma rip out your stitches
8:30, Mountain Dew, Mark with a kick
Avid Media Composer can s** my f**ing dick
f** you
Piece of f**ing...god