[Intro, Jared and Jackson talking over each other]
Real cool
Yeah
What's up, [?]
Doing it!
I'm the lead singer man!
Yeah
[rap: Jackson]
I was pushing a mop and a bucket, making a tax-free coin
For track shoes, vacuum bags, and sirloin [?]
I made a couple of pit stops, took a d**h trip
Only my battery died, and [?] my hellride
With a helicopter blade and a pontoon
To boot, you can ride, but you cannot fly pro
No, you cannot compute, do not pa** the gate
I'll get your bra** sparkle band in the Bible Belt states
Now expand and contract, I'll put a hex on a blues cover band
They got a washing machine for a frontman
Try as he might, he couldn't hit a B-flat
I'll hack your PC, I'll smash your TV
Turn Andy Capp comic strips into 3D
Walk in my shoes for a mile, you'll see
There's [?] and they're real f**ing tight
Yes [?] rock you in the place to be
Grand Buffet, running a funnel cake sale for World War III
Didn't make a profit in the [?]
So I got bitten by a wolf and now I have to do an on-the-spot transfusion
The only guy that matched my blood type lost his life
Inside a secret Super Mario water pipe
So take a sip of that hard luck, [?] backwash
Your arms are in that crossbow pose (Wrecking ball)
I could squash the competition, with your service at my every beck and call
Believe my impeccable taste, watch my [?]
Put a**es in seats and [?] for deep space
I'll steal your jet fuel, put sharks in your gene pool
You want cash, you gotta take it to the street
That's a boat duel
You should take a ride in my car for an hour or more
There's a copy of Cat Fancy in the pa**enger door
[Break x2]
Whoa! Those boys are mother effing rock-and-roll! [x3]
Are you supposed to be some kind of monster?
[rap: Jackson]
I'll hack your PC, I'll smash your TV
Turn Andy Capp comic strips into 3D
I'll steal your jet fuel, sharks in your gene pool
Lord Grunge, Grape-a-Don
Real cool
[spoken: Jared]
Don't just be cool, be real cool