Lets challenge every empire
Lets challenge Microsoft:
Rewrite the code controlling
The moves of Lara Croft.
She'll come from our cyber ghetto
On a mission even greater,
No pillager of temples
But a museum-raider.
Not swiping ancient treasures,
No English lordship's spawn
But a daughter of oppression
Shouting like a gun.
From every ancient culture
And every ravaged race
She's coming to the capitals,
A fist in the first world's face.
She's blasting through the bookshelves
To take our legends back
With guns of endless ammo,
Fluent in Welsh...and black.
Relics of ancient Egypt
Of Celts and Navajo-
She'll smash each gla** display-case
To steal back what you owe.
She'll blow away the watchmen,
Blast down the iron doors.
Yo white boy! Here comes Lara
To take what isn't yours.