[Verse 1-Graham]
I'm like a mummy coming to life, walking with a knife
Did you already left your wife
She was too mad and not to mention her dad was worse
At school she always got detention, it's a curse, how I know this, I know this because she told me
Plan a hit and run in the street in the dark
I'm like a dog, sometimes about to bark
Woof, woof, I just saw a poof, poof
He touched me up on the roof, roof
I screamed so loud even the dogs heard me
Opps, opps
I made poops, poops
I saw this dick calling me, his name is Dick
He made me sick, sicker than Mick
Mick Jack growing b**bs, nice rack
I like it but sadly your a male
You got mail, it said "You failed"
Opps, how sad is that
I bet your head is too big to even fit a hat
People say where all the good rappers at
I say where is my marbles, I lost them
Dick up the ground, not yet found 'em
Almost choked to d**h yet this guy is dealing meth, I took it and threw it away
I loved this guy before that but now he's in the A&E with a broken nose because he's gay
I thought he was straight as a bent ruler
Whack him with a hover
Don't move her
Who's nuts, I like peanuts, let them because I'm nuts
[Chorus-Graham]
Here we go, here we go now
I'm not mad, I'm nuts
I'll give myself thousands of cuts
Girls shaking their bu*ts
I'm not mad, I'm nuts
[Verse 2-Graham]
I'll stay with the flow, don't go
I need you bro
Please stay yo
I need a homie and people think I'm ugly so they diss me
I like to watch movies animated by Disney
I need you so when you'll go I bet you'll miss me
I need this friendship, please don't whip me
I'm not gay, I'm pretty as a girl hating a Monday
I like sweet and bu*ter Sundae
People say where the rats at
No, yo to the flow
Stump you on the floor, don't move unless you want your face on the door, make you a sissy who*e
I can set the fire to the Hell and set the light to the Heaven
Funny some die at the time 11
11 in the morning or night
Guy wearing a tight, ugly crossdressers
Find myself doing something I'll regret
I'll convert to gunpowder, bang and the dirt is ready spand into your eyes and your eyes is becoming blind, I dont really mind
It's just something that you may deserve
This seats reserved
I need a seat so un-reserve it now, before I through down on the ground, throw a pound and not pay you it
I'll spray perfume in your eyes and make the sting hit
When I tell you to go, you go before I put you in the hospital
Take control my mind and I'll control yours with my mind and mind to yours
I'm just bluffin' calm down before you go insane with intese pain like me
Like me yeah take it down like an old building that has no need to be still standin'
I'll pay you a thousand
I'll pay you a hundred but don't spend it all on the same day because that is one way to become broke
I'm eatin' something big and I'm about to choke
Take a blade and line up Coke
Druggy thinkin' it's raining Cocaine
No wonder my friends are going insane
I k** a rhyme at a time, I'll help your crime
I'm nuts so I'll make sure your even worse than me
Here we go, here we go now
[Chorus-Graham]
I'm not mad, I'm nuts
I'll give myself thousands of cuts
Girls shaking their bu*ts
I'm not mad, I'm nuts
[Verse 3-Mr Rapit]
This Mr Rapit, I rap it like I'm a pro
I'll not go but if you'll know
I'm Graham's homie
He knows me
I love him so much, he's not gay
He's straight, not mention he has a high rate
Check out his paperwork
When he was little, he could hardly talk
Dim Rathers makin' it rain
People think he's not nuts, he's insane
I'm tellin' ya
He's going to blow your mind
Make you feel his tind
Yeah, run away from the heat top, I'm on the heat nob
He has nothing on it, take no hit
I'm brake on the crate
I'm dumpin' it in the lake, I'm going back to eat smoked stake
k**er with a rake, he's insane not to mention he's even more nuts than Dim is
Not even hearing this
Don't miss, he's afraid more than a maid ready to be working in the morning
Her head is turning like The Exorcist
Scary sh** like The Exorcist, she is so scary than Linda Blair
She has a too scary stare and these exorcism's are rare
Graham, take it to the chorus
[Chorus-Graham]
Here we go, here we go now
I'm not mad, I'm nuts
I'll give myself thousands of cuts
Girls shaking their bu*ts
I'm not mad, I'm nuts
[Verse 4-Graham]
I have not been signed up on the label yet
I'm not even smart enough to place a bet
This city's no fun
I'm sometimes done, I can't go without going to blow
I need help but help is not enough but the life's tough
I hate it so bad, not enough
Yeah, make it go like the flow ready to go with the know
The unknown is here but we need to expect is and the unexpected with the disrespected
Wait, he is about to open up the gate
He's going to work but he's 20 minutes late
You can shot it down, fast as you can
I can walk about like your daft
Shut the door, feel a draft
Make it go, go, go
I make it rain dicks and dogs
Make it go, go, go
I make it know with the uproar
Don't you know why I'm here for
I'm bangin' your face off the door
Bombin' the apartment
Don't stare at the department
Houses up for rent but not now
TNT to blow it up and build new ones
Eatin' nice hot cross buns
Muffin's and the cuffin's
I get the flow, he goes too
We all can shout hey but he knows how to
Let's dance to the beat while this gay is refusing to have something to eat
[Chorus-Graham]
Here we go, here we go now
I'm not mad, I'm nuts
I'll give myself thousands of cuts
Girls shaking their bu*ts
I'm not mad, I'm nuts
[Outro-Graham]
Ladies and Gentleman
The show is now over
I hope you enjoyed The Dim Rathers Show
Goodbye everyone and see you next time on The Dim Rathers Show