Last night I had a little altercation They wobbled menacingly Beneath the yellow street light it became a situation Well, they wanted my brand new phone With all the pictures of the kids and the wife A struggle ensued and then fat children took my life Fat children took my life Fat children took my life Fat children took my life Well, some pa**ersby took me to the station The police force was elsewhere
Putting bullets in some guy's head for no particular reason So I died in the back of the cab, but I'll be back to haunt them This thing does not end here My spirit walks the streets of Tottenham Singin' (Chorus) Ah, the parents are the problem Givin' birth to maggots without the sense to become flies So pander to your pampered little princess of such enormous size