Pamela, Pamela Remember the days Of inkwells and apples And sick and sore plays Where little Brer Rabbit kissed Pooh in the wood And Fluff was the cat that sat on the rug Oh, Pamela I remember so well When Laurel and Hardy were shown at the flicks With sticky red lollies on splintery sticks Pigtails and ribbons and crushes on miss Secret discussions about a first kiss But you were young And everything was new Impatient to do things you couldn't do
Oh, Pamela, Pamela You started to grow Answers to questions you wanted to know When the rest of your childhood Forgets as a dream And the harshness of life Dims those peaches and cream When Laurel and Hardy were shown at the flicks With sticky red lollies on splintery sticks Pigtails and ribbons and crushes on miss Secret discussions about a first kiss But you were young And everything was new Impatient to do things you couldn't do