Hello, Sioux City
Your Woodbury County Supper Club has quite a cute baby
Try the porkchops, baked beans
Just as good as Pizza Ranch and Le Mars ice cream
Hello, Ankeny
Arctic blasts. Sub-zero chills. Campaigning is a dream
I got frostbite, gangrene
Iowans are not for sale they're stubborn and picky
There's just no difference between Obama and Hillary
Hello from the caucus night
If Bernie wins I'm going to die
This crazy circus, it's gone cuck-coo-cahoo
And Huckabee is the guy who's long overdue
Hello Iowa caucus night
We've called and knocked a thousand times
To say this election, it's all gone insane
Huckabee's honest. Time to board the train today
Hello, Davenport
Amish chairs, Casey's jerky. Quad Cities has quite a port
Cedar Rapids. Czech Village
Corn and coffee. Politics. A selfie-stick image
There's a difference between Huck and the other 15
Hello from the caucus night. If Bernie wins I'm gonna die
This crazy circus, it's gone cuck-coo-cachoo
And Huckabee's the guy who's long overdue