(Greasy C)
They call me MC p**y
'cuz I poop in a box
Then I wander around the house
And chew on your socks
So what if I'm a p**y?
I'm no nancy
I'm a model b**h
I'm on the cover of Cat Fancy
I sniff out rats and paw 'em to d**h
Then abandon their corpse on your bloody doorstep
I'm the cat's meow
And I'm feline good
Got nine full lives
Of getting cozy in the 'hood
So rub my stomach
Or RMP
I'm the prettiest kitty
Y'all want to pet me
(Reprehensible Beats)
I'm the lyrical catastrophe
I feel only apathy
My encounters with women
Are considered beastiality
It's no abnormality
It's only reality
My rhymes are so grimy
That I got 30 cavities
I don't fear gravity
'cuz I land on my feet
I've been rapping since you've been s**ing on a teet
Meow, meow
(MC p**y)
p**y p**y p**y
P-p-p**y
p**y p**y p**y in the house
p**y p**y p**y in the house
(Greasy C)
p**y p**y eating all the mouse
(MC p**y)
They call me bobcat
And I'm f**ing up your food chain
f** meat, eat cheese and a sh**-ton of whole grain
Never trim my whiskers like my cat Teddy Mils
They're my sixth sense that help me bring in the k**
I'm the type of cat who loves to pull triggers
f** mice, I'll k** them just like I did fingers
I drink more milk than a newborn calf
And my dick gets bigger than the neck of a giraffe
(Gorgeous Steve)
This p**y's so damn fly
Making other pussies yearn
Got barbs on my co*k
Givin' p**y felines worms
They said I got 9 lives
This p**y begs to differ
Not sure whether tuna, or chicken & liver
After you f** with me
You'll need f**ing medication
Solitary brother to escape forcible castration
Spend all goddamned day
Plotting your demise
I sure hope these mice
Don't go to my thighs
Wanna make me purr?
Give me some goddamned yarn
All my 'hood brothers
Straight out of the barn
Scars on my tongue from licking my own co*k
I'm that house trained p**y that'll sh** in all your socks