(intro skit)
Certainly not, books don't talk!
Oh that's good, woah woah woooah!
Oho!
Hazy days we spent sipping bu*ter baileys
Lazing daily with il señore Gwash Praisey
Good morning good morning! Another day is dawning
Bodega bumping, we jumping omega three pumping
Through veins paella, shoutout cameroon
Shrimp sinking through rice dunes now we're filling up at noon
João take a bow, have a good afternoon bilbao
Chill out, we spilling hot krill in (España)
Spray up gold n green, guzzle down the pinto beans
— siesta in the vesta back seat slot machines
Triple Gwash payout placed on purple twenty three
Obliviously, i'm stumping
Oak tree, soak up the free rays, the sea waves splashing
Dip on in for the double chip cash in — ka-ching
Come in on the upswing, ring a ding dong ding
Dong ding, dong ding dong dong dong
(outro skit)
Forgive me!