Mr. Mechanic what is happening here My body's losing water like a hydrant Sparky once told me I'd be getting this way Play it cool keep my hands off the siren Well look out man if this is what I've been missing, gonna practice it everyday And take my chances with exotic dancers 'til the gift has petered away There were bad times when my tank was running dry, and my machine couldn't shift into its gears And on cold days it would stall - so I almost junked it all Oh no no I never felt like this before Got the taste I'll be coming back for more Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far Ring a bell and give the man a big cigar Ooh la la Driving myself 'til I'm sick and crazy my wipers aren't clearing my view Freezing my a** 'cause my heater's busted Skin turning bluer than blue
and my tires are bald but loving it all Hornicating on the wet road Mr. Mechanic I started to panic, hit the brake, my fluid was low Oh no no I never felt like this before Got the taste I'll be coming back for more Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far Now I'm over-running, my radiator over-heating But I can't keep my foot off the gas speeding like a demon and my pa**enger is screaming hope this feeling will last I take her to the floor hoping there'll be more working off my simonize Happy to discover what it is to be a lover Ooh I'm glad I'm well and alive Oh no no I never felt like this before Got the taste I'll be coming back for more Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far Ring a bell and give the man a big cigar Ooh la la