Verse: It was late and I'd been thru all my money
Couldn't buy me that pretty little girl
Good night bum was the lousy line she threw to me
Called me honey right before she blew my load
Now ain't that treatin' me bad, ain't it reason to k**?
Hook 1: Ladies and gentlement, that's the way it was
My head it ran with fuzz
I took it as reason to k**
She asked me if I'd like to have a good time
Double shots was her order of the night
Ran her hand higher up against my left thigh
Blew it all then she found another guy
Now ain't that treating me bad, ain't it reason to k**?
Hook 2: Ladies and gentlement, that's the way it was
My head it ran with fuzz
I saw it as reason to k**
(instrumental bridge)
So I waited to hear her say "I'm sorry"
And I mooched me another drink or two
On her windshield I left her my remembrance
So she messed up my face with her shoe
Now ain't that treating me bad, ain't it reason to k**?
Repeat Hook 1
Repeat Hook 2