Things don't look to good to me
I feel i'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid f**
This wacko came from alabammy
That's not where it's at
And now your jock's been chasing me 'round
With a great big baseball bat
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a** with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a** with a baseball bat, no
Well i was in the mood for some lovin' bulk
Not a ra**ling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a** with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a** with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a** with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a**
Don't kick my a** with a baseball bat, no
When i got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And i was aghast at what i found
The latest social disease that's been going around
I'll kick your a** (i'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** (i'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** with a baseball bat, b**h
I'll kick your a** (i'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** (i'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** with a baseball bat, b**h
I'll kick your a** (i'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** (i'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** with a baseball bat, b**h
I'll kick your a** (i'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** (i'll kick your a**)
I'll kick your a** with a baseball bat, b**h