[Verse 1: Goldy]
I was born in a f**ing alleyway, open cali-way
Moms and Pops had f**ing stuck in the streets I was a hard puppy
Nobody got papers on me cause I'm a stray dog
Mack around stragglin' tail-wagglin' night-time to the day fall
Peein' on trees and telephone poles
All I do is telephone hoes
Can't f** them b**hes with the fleas giving a n***a the itches
Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat?
Cause that head be hella boom and that a** be hella fat
So I stand on my hind legs and I bust a fat fine egg
And I'm hearing your mouth moan but feeling what your mind say
I'm a dirty dirty dog b**h I might have rabies
Only thing I'm good for is to f** and make some babies
f**in' all my hoes gettin' stuck and leaving up knocked up
You pregnant ho? you having a miscarriage from a socked gut
[Verse 2: Banks]
Yeah, gorilla style gangsta mackin'
If you talkin' about you pregnant ho you best to be packin'
Cause you ain't getting three hundred 'outta me I'm taking you to the medics
To make sure that yo b**h a** is pregnant
Cause hoes be trying to come up
And n***as be gettin' spooked
Breakin' these b**hes off before they find out the truth
Take it upon yourself to stay away for nine months
Then pop up with a baby I ain't f**ed yo a** once
Naming it after me and giving it my last name
She made a mistake I slammed her head through a damn gla** frame
It's like thinkin' the bright sun is the fog
She thought I was nice but didn't know she had a baby by a dog
[Hook: Banks & Goldy]
b**h had a baby by a dog
Don't give a f** about that b**h and please don't even call
You knew I was a dog when you first had dropped your drawers
And I'm not gon' play the daddy cause I'm not gon' be involved
[Verse 3: Banks]
All my b**hes are back, but all them f**in' hoes are pregnant
I told her to have an abortion and I'm makin' sure she's gettin' it
And b**h don't try to resist cause if you do you're getting hog-tied
Knocked you out and stomped you until that f**ing puppy dog died
You say I'm wrong f** you, I know, ho
I'm a dog to my d**h with my High-Pro Glow
I ain't a junkyard dog or a hound or a mutt
I'm a pitt, takes no sh** and I bust big nuts (Biotch)
So back up off me talkin' about you 6 months
Too late to have an abortion I'm a bust that b**h once
And beat that b**h down cause you know I don't care
You got a baby by a dog a** Oakland City player
[Verse 4: Goldy]
These hoes are making me holler, damn I need a flea collar
Runnin with a pack of dogs and wet p**y is what we follow
Dogs don't wear trojans I raw dicked it and dove in
Bust my nut and cut and seen that s*ut and she was bulgin'
The Dangerous Crew had told me she ain't puttin that sh** on Goldy
I heard that b**h got kitsch f**in the dirty a** dog named doby
I roam ready to bone I f** no b**hes in particular
As long as her p**y's wet and I get head I'll stick my dick in her
I like to f** ‘em tag team, smack a f**ing drag queen
Go to their room and then switch up
Make em think they had a bad dream
Banks my b**h is asleep, what about yours
(banks)yeah, this b**h is sleeping(banks)
Well sneak out of your bed, creep right up under these sheets
I turned her on her side and held her legs up open wide
I jacked my dick until it got hard and then put it up inside
He's f**ing my b**h I'm f**ing his b**h
This p**y's hella popping
Acting like they asleep but they know we switched and we ain't stopping
We bust nuts
Switch back
Banks is drinking a sixpack
I wanna see if this b**h act
Crazy cause we did that
[Hook]
[Verse 5 Banks & Goldy]
[Banks]
Off to the next episode we bump hoes in couples
And never tell hoes “I love you”
Because we just want to f** you
[Goldy]
So if you hoes ain't f**in' how you gettin back to your house?
You better start walkin' now cause its about 200 miles
[Banks]
These b**hes still don't know I guess they won't until the world ends
Ain't gon be no babies and ain't gonna be no girlfriends
So keep on trying to change me, thinkin' I've got a soft spot
Hopin' I'll fall in love, I told you I'm a dog
Don't play me close and don't be trying to be too f**in' friendly
I ain't Benji ho, I macks more like Spuds Mackenzie
When I say hey what's up, it's like saying can I f**
You ask me how I'm doing it's like saying yeah I'm screwing
So cut the sh** and stop the talking me and you can start the walking
Straight to the room just another b**h I'll be dogging
[Goldy]
Introduce myself as a canine, f**in' hoes that's way fine
f**in' the ugly hoes at night and f**in' the fines one in daytime
Just got let out the kennel, sh** been locked up for weeks
Runnin' from the dogcatchers, man, they always f**in with me
Cause I don't wanna be livin' in one house, I likes to get around
The dog catches player-hating cause I'm dickin ‘em down
Increasing the population so they wanna cut off my nuts
I won't be runnin' the streets, I'll be hangin' out with the mutts
I can't help it I'm a dog so let me be me
If you're f**in' me do it equipped and bring your BCP
Cause I be runnin' with dogs like Short, hoes be actin wild in court
Thinking that they gon' get me for some f**in' child support
Y'all can all s** my balls, we don't live be no laws cause
We some f**ing dogs
Some Dangerous Crew dogs