[Xain]
Yes I f**in' loves it, Newport. When the sun is shining, you wakes up in the morning. It's f**in' wicked, I goes downtown 'n there's a f**in' fry up so f**in' safe. The port, I love it. (f**in' safe)
It's like centre of the f**in' universe. (You knows it) It don't get f**in' better than this. Knows it. (Love it)
[Eggsy]
Big up to all the multi story car park - ma**ive, and all the people who goes to McDonald's for Sunday lunch innit!
[One-Step Down]
I loves it down Empress Cars, Gary' Evins fishin, the Hornblower, the leisure with that f**in' slide and Bryngla**. This is Onestep Down, back from old London town.
[2 Hats]
Yeah safe man, f**in' love Scarlett's. f**in'' Saturday morning, f**in' cup of tea, f**in' bit o'chillin'.
[Xain]
In the mornin', when I wakes up,
I go down Scarlett's, for a cup,
O'tea and a bacon sarnie,
Then I hooks up with my mates then we go down the Cross Keys,
Then it's up Wetherspoons, two meals for a fiver,
I feel f**in' safe just like McGuiver,
Then I go up John ...(?) for a haircut,
But by now it's half five and it's f**ing shut.
So I been makin' money all day long,
So we goes down to ...(?) and smokes on a bong,
Then we go, up to the lamb...(?),
Sellin' as many Ecstacys as I can,
Next, over the riverside,
Getting paid, end of the day,
Sellin' speed in TJ's,
It's the way the GLC do it,
You heard the call, get f**ing to it,
[One-Step Down]
Down Queens school, f**in' every night,
Burned it down to keep the bongs alight,
Punches, the royal mail,
Burnside's only here coz he skipped his bail,
[Eggsy]
I'm on first name terms down Empress cars,
In Freshers I always get given f**in' free cigars,
It's John Frost Square with all my spas,
And you'll find all my b**hes down Zanzibars.
[All]
I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, wrecked up on the floor
I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, I really want some more
[Eggsy]
Here we go,
I think you better know,
You ought to f**in' know Newport's the place to go,
It's better than Cwmbran or Pontypool,
'Coz if you wears a tracksuit they don't treat you like a fool.
[Xain]
It's P Xain, again,
Like c**aine,
I spent all my time getting out of my brain,
I started to worry about the d** I took,
I was doing more than Daniella Westbrook.
[2 Hats]
I loves going down Shaftsbury Park,
Smokin' the draw with my f**ing safe clarts,
Then it's off to town, to meet the chain,
To score the acid, and stop the pain,
It's the only way, to see the Port,
f**ed up, on top of Gear...(?) Fort.
[Xain]
It's like Ayia Napa, a top holiday resort,
It's where the d** are sold and they're bought.
[One-Step Down]
I used to work, down Priceright,
Stackin' shelves late at night,
Now I goes, down to Qurbana,
Sellin' load of coke down the Celtic manor.
[Eggsy]
If you don't know us, we offer the milk of human kindness,
They say extracting too much can cause premature blindness,
I don't care, I'll say it again,
Newport town centre, safe, like Boyz To Men.
[All]
I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, wrecked up on the floor,
I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, I really want some more.
[One-Step Down]
You knows that Elmo's was the only place,
Newport's finest perms and tracksuits in ya face.
[Xain]
We're GLC, you knows we're safe,
And if you don't agree I'll spray mace in your face.
[Billy]
I love Port birds' bums and their calves,
Swimmin' cossies, in Maindee baths,
I loves 'em when they're up Zanzi's on the razz,
Or when they're leaning out, of bad boys' cars.
[Eggsy]
I walks through Newport in the heart of the Summer,
I went to Dil Shad, had a meal, did a runner,
Chicken tikka ma**ala, chips and rice,
Went down Private Lines and bought a special device.
[Billy]
We're from the Port like modern day druids,
Bringin' you rhymes, that have style 'n have fluid,
Takin' mushrooms down the Roman Ruins,
And rippin' off songs, that'll end in suings.
[Xain]
I met this girl and she looked like Samantha Mumba,
She smiled at me and she gave me her phone number,
I met her up Barumba,
We went for a curry and then we did a runner.
[One-Step Down]
You knows, the Litsy's Run...(?)
I wants to do it, with a gun,
Clean the streets for the good,
Like a ma**acre in Hungerford.
[All]
I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, wrecked up on the floor,
I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, I really want some more.
I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, wrecked up on the floor,
I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, I really want some more.
[Eggsy]
I goes down Woolies then JJB Sports,
Buys a pair of trainers and f**in' smart shorts,
Down the job center sees the sign on the walls,
Workin' down Nevil's...(?) wearin' blue overalls,
Think, f** this, I'll go and sign on,
But I'm in the queue for far too long,
I changed my mind, and walked away,
I goes down the in...(?) shops for the rest of the day
[One-Step Down]
Newport, you knows it we got it right there, with our posh f**in' clock in John Frost Square. We don't take no sh** from the twats in Abadere but queuing for Elmo's never seems fair.
[Xain]
Yeh you knows, f**in' GLC rare f**in' hardcore sh**, for the year 2000 plus 2. Respect to the cowboy 'n every f**in' crew.
[Adam]
Adam Hussain here from f**in' Canada, bringin' it down to you and sh**tin' on ya. (?) f** it, you ain't in, can't believe it...I'm up here f**ing snowboarding n sh**, and you can't f**in' answer your phone innit..safe...call me later...tara.