[Xain] Yes I f**in' loves it, Newport. When the sun is shining, you wakes up in the morning. It's f**in' wicked, I goes downtown 'n there's a f**in' fry up so f**in' safe. The port, I love it. (f**in' safe) It's like centre of the f**in' universe. (You knows it) It don't get f**in' better than this. Knows it. (Love it) [Eggsy] Big up to all the multi story car park - ma**ive, and all the people who goes to McDonald's for Sunday lunch innit! [One-Step Down] I loves it down Empress Cars, Gary' Evins fishin, the Hornblower, the leisure with that f**in' slide and Bryngla**. This is Onestep Down, back from old London town. [2 Hats] Yeah safe man, f**in' love Scarlett's. f**in'' Saturday morning, f**in' cup of tea, f**in' bit o'chillin'. [Xain] In the mornin', when I wakes up, I go down Scarlett's, for a cup, O'tea and a bacon sarnie, Then I hooks up with my mates then we go down the Cross Keys, Then it's up Wetherspoons, two meals for a fiver, I feel f**in' safe just like McGuiver, Then I go up John ...(?) for a haircut, But by now it's half five and it's f**ing shut. So I been makin' money all day long, So we goes down to ...(?) and smokes on a bong, Then we go, up to the lamb...(?), Sellin' as many Ecstacys as I can, Next, over the riverside, Getting paid, end of the day, Sellin' speed in TJ's, It's the way the GLC do it, You heard the call, get f**ing to it, [One-Step Down] Down Queens school, f**in' every night, Burned it down to keep the bongs alight, Punches, the royal mail, Burnside's only here coz he skipped his bail, [Eggsy] I'm on first name terms down Empress cars, In Freshers I always get given f**in' free cigars, It's John Frost Square with all my spas, And you'll find all my b**hes down Zanzibars. [All] I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, wrecked up on the floor I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, I really want some more [Eggsy] Here we go, I think you better know, You ought to f**in' know Newport's the place to go, It's better than Cwmbran or Pontypool, 'Coz if you wears a tracksuit they don't treat you like a fool. [Xain] It's P Xain, again, Like c**aine, I spent all my time getting out of my brain, I started to worry about the d** I took, I was doing more than Daniella Westbrook. [2 Hats] I loves going down Shaftsbury Park, Smokin' the draw with my f**ing safe clarts, Then it's off to town, to meet the chain, To score the acid, and stop the pain, It's the only way, to see the Port, f**ed up, on top of Gear...(?) Fort. [Xain] It's like Ayia Napa, a top holiday resort, It's where the d** are sold and they're bought. [One-Step Down] I used to work, down Priceright, Stackin' shelves late at night, Now I goes, down to Qurbana,
Sellin' load of coke down the Celtic manor. [Eggsy] If you don't know us, we offer the milk of human kindness, They say extracting too much can cause premature blindness, I don't care, I'll say it again, Newport town centre, safe, like Boyz To Men. [All] I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, wrecked up on the floor, I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, I really want some more. [One-Step Down] You knows that Elmo's was the only place, Newport's finest perms and tracksuits in ya face. [Xain] We're GLC, you knows we're safe, And if you don't agree I'll spray mace in your face. [Billy] I love Port birds' bums and their calves, Swimmin' cossies, in Maindee baths, I loves 'em when they're up Zanzi's on the razz, Or when they're leaning out, of bad boys' cars. [Eggsy] I walks through Newport in the heart of the Summer, I went to Dil Shad, had a meal, did a runner, Chicken tikka ma**ala, chips and rice, Went down Private Lines and bought a special device. [Billy] We're from the Port like modern day druids, Bringin' you rhymes, that have style 'n have fluid, Takin' mushrooms down the Roman Ruins, And rippin' off songs, that'll end in suings. [Xain] I met this girl and she looked like Samantha Mumba, She smiled at me and she gave me her phone number, I met her up Barumba, We went for a curry and then we did a runner. [One-Step Down] You knows, the Litsy's Run...(?) I wants to do it, with a gun, Clean the streets for the good, Like a ma**acre in Hungerford. [All] I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, wrecked up on the floor, I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, I really want some more. I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, wrecked up on the floor, I smokes draw, draw, draw all day, I really want some more. [Eggsy] I goes down Woolies then JJB Sports, Buys a pair of trainers and f**in' smart shorts, Down the job center sees the sign on the walls, Workin' down Nevil's...(?) wearin' blue overalls, Think, f** this, I'll go and sign on, But I'm in the queue for far too long, I changed my mind, and walked away, I goes down the in...(?) shops for the rest of the day [One-Step Down] Newport, you knows it we got it right there, with our posh f**in' clock in John Frost Square. We don't take no sh** from the twats in Abadere but queuing for Elmo's never seems fair. [Xain] Yeh you knows, f**in' GLC rare f**in' hardcore sh**, for the year 2000 plus 2. Respect to the cowboy 'n every f**in' crew. [Adam] Adam Hussain here from f**in' Canada, bringin' it down to you and sh**tin' on ya. (?) f** it, you ain't in, can't believe it...I'm up here f**ing snowboarding n sh**, and you can't f**in' answer your phone innit..safe...call me later...tara.