You see's me up church on a Sunday morning, but oh son, you've had your final warnin
If you f**s with us or plays dirty tricks
We're smashin your face in with punches an kicks
It's a dark time an it's getting f**in darker
If you see's us then you better scarper
When the suns gone down if we catch you outside
You're gunna end up… hospitalised
Like blind date or surprise surprise
I look like Cilla black wearin a disguise
I like Anne Robinson getting f**ed in the eyes
We can get to you in many ways
The streets are straight but they look like a maze
You know what'll happen if you don't pays
I'm from Duffryn, f**in no bufflin (I knows you done over the Spar)
No f**in bufflin I'm from Duffryn (So gimme the money)
I'm from Duffryn, f**in no bufflin (An a box a Rizla what you nicked)
No f**in bufflin I'm from Duffryn (Or I'll f**in batter you)
If you don't pay me you better be expectin,
I visit from the DVS debt collectin
Feedin me bullsh** I'm detectin
I'll cut you up, human dissecting
We know that you've been telling lies
That stolen VCR didn't come from our supplies
I know I thought we'd reached an agreement
Don't mess with us, you'll get good treatment
I saw you sellin six cans of lager
Little kids, in front of their father
Now I don't mind, just slide me my cut
No explanation needed you knows that you're f**ed
Been placed in charged to keep the peace
Nobody can touch us not even the police
Duffryn Vigilante Squad it ain't nothing funny
Lookin after you if you gives us the money.
I'm from Duffryn, f**in no bufflin (I know you're commitin benefit fraud)
No f**in bufflin I'm from Duffryn (So if you don't give me the cut)
I'm from Duffryn, f**in no bufflin (I'm gunna f**in knock you out alright?)
No f**in bufflin I'm from Duffryn
I caught you sellin f*gs an now your face is a mess
Cause I know you never got ‘em off the DVS
Ruin the streets, we're sharper than scissors
Cleanin the streets and takin no prisoners
We're Duffryn Vigilante Squad Members
f**in Up old f*ggots and Benders
Makin ‘em think about what they're doin
It's not natural so they'll get a Shoein.
Sandpiper Way an Kingfisher Drive
Don't leave the house without a knife
Watchout Joyriders we got a stinger
You'll get a**raped if you f**s a minger
I don't give a f** if you stealin pensions
Workin on the fiddle doin extensions
I wants my cut I make no exceptions
If it's in Duffryn you better mention…it, to me.. Cause I wanna know
I'm from Duffryn, f**in no bufflin (I knows your mothers got a part time job)
No f**in bufflin I'm from Duffryn (Down the doctors surgery)
I'm from Duffryn, f**in no bufflin (So f**in swipe me a pad of prescription forms)
No f**in bufflin I'm from Duffryn (You clit)
Chilled in a Portacabin in Tradegar Park
At nightfall, we comes out cause its dark
We gets tooled up with a gun an a crossbow
Make intimidation heavy like in Moscow
Or some other place behind the iron curtain
If you sells d** you knows your certain
You'll get chained up, tortured with electrodes
Pledge your nipples, an both big toes
I'm from Duffryn, f**in no bufflin
No f**in bufflin I'm from Duffryn
I'm from Duffryn, f**in no bufflin
No f**in bufflin I'm from Duffryn