To all the seat slashers traveling on Newport transport
To all the shoplifters banned from the town centre
To all the draw dealers under surveillance by the authorities
To all the bad boys carrying concealed weapons
To all the kids smoking f*gs at break-time
To all the people who got a producer for driving offences
To all the people traveling on trains without paying, pretending to be asleep or hiding in the toilets
To all the acid casualties down St. Caddacks
To all the people down Wetherspoons on a Monday drinking a fukin' pound a pint, aw wicked
Respect to the chip bu*ty crew