Everybody's trying to be my villian, And I was unaware of the vacancy. Some people predict bad news, And hope it never happens. And others are content to a**ume authority. And maybe someday I will not be destitute And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot. Everybody's trying to be my villan, The line keeps getting longer, And that can not be good. I guess I should be grateful, For all the attention. I guess I should be bitter, That I'm never understood.
I asked them for a hand, and they lifted a finger. Due to some concerns, About losing their grip. I understood completely, And thanked them for their effort. But I'm not one for breaking bottles, On a sinking ship. And maybe someday I will not be destitute, And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot. Everybody is trying to be my villan villan, oh. Everybody is trying, trying to be my villan, villain, oh.