Everybody's trying to be my villian,
And I was unaware of the vacancy.
Some people predict bad news,
And hope it never happens.
And others are content to a**ume authority.
And maybe someday I will not be destitute
And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot.
Everybody's trying to be my villan,
The line keeps getting longer,
And that can not be good.
I guess I should be grateful,
For all the attention.
I guess I should be bitter,
That I'm never understood.
I asked them for a hand,
and they lifted a finger.
Due to some concerns,
About losing their grip.
I understood completely,
And thanked them for their effort.
But I'm not one for breaking bottles,
On a sinking ship.
And maybe someday I will not be destitute,
And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot.
Everybody is trying to be my villan
villan, oh.
Everybody is trying, trying to be my villan,
villain, oh.