I had a brother
Yes, I did
I guess you could say
He was a unique kid
Everyday after school
He'd be playing outside
Playing outside
One day I saw him in the yard
And what I saw left me permanently scarred
I just couldn't believe
The horror I saw
Horror I saw
As the sun heated up
He pinned the ladybug down
He took his magnifying gla**
I heard a hideous, gruesome sound
It was a ladybug
Frying on the sidewalk
Listen to its tears
As it burns in the sun
Ladybug frying on the sidewalk
And if the bugger was a burger
Then he'd be well-done
(Hey, get
Get away from me bug
Get away
*squish*)
Well, the years went by
But I never forgot
The messed up tan that insect got
What did it do
To deserve to get burned like that?
Well here's a little tip
If you're a bug
Fly away from my brother
Cause he's a thug
And if your wings start to get hot
Start running with all six legs
Cause when the sun heats
The light comes shining down
You wonder what that's smell
And then you hear that sound
It was a ladybug
Frying on the sidewalk
Listen to its tears
As it burns in the sun
Ladybug frying on the sidewalk
And if the bugger was a burger
Then he'd be well-done
Ladybug
Ladybug
Poor little ladybug
Never saw it coming
One minute you were flying around
Ladybug
You never saw it coming
The next thing you knew
You heard the hideous sound
It was a ladybug
Frying on the sidewalk
Listen to its tears
As it burns in the sun
Ladybug frying on the sidewalk
And if the bugger was a burger
Then he'd be well-done
It was a ladybug
Frying on the sidewalk
Listen to its tears
While it burns in the sun
Ladybug frying on the sidewalk
And if the bugger was a burger
Then he'd be well-done