Groovy We get a shrimpboat At a party after work Eat em all up With a tiny little fork I smell good like Calvin Klein is in the air I'm a hunter Big game is everywhere A little winko At the girlie on the wall She's dos cinco Twenty five in espanol Get a feeling When I gaze upon her face Legs reeling To the complicated ba** Take my tie off And I hang it on the chair Got dress slacks And commando under there My loofah Is rubbing at her thighs It's a twofah Or a three, some other guy Comes rolling In a stripy power tie He's trolling His moves are pretty fly She gets a phone call And we dance a little more Like this Like a couple of white guys
Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Like White Guys Na na na na na na It's pumping Pat Batemen over there Dance his a** off Puts his a** into a chair Gin and Tonics We all had one or two You're the lady Oh, I remember you We're the white guys We're dancin in a line Sungla**es Like the Gangam Style Guy Taking turns now We're Picking up the tab Got a limo Cause it's cheaper than a cab Found my tie now Got it wrapped around my head Did so much coke That I will soon be dead At the strip club Drink tequila out of shoes Like this Like a couple of white guys Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Like White Guys Na na na na na na