April (Will): One less bell to answer One less egg to fry One less man to pick up after I should be happy, but all I do is cry (Cry, cry no more laughter) Oh, I should be happy (Oh, why did she go?) I only know that since he left, my life's so empty Though I try to forget, it just can't be done Each time the doorbell rings, I still run I don't know how in the world to stop thinking of him (I should be happy) 'Cause I still love him so I end each day the way I start out, crying my heart out (I start and end each day crying) One less bell to answer One less egg to fry One less man (One less man) to pick up after
No more laughter, no more love Since he went away (Since she went away) Since he went away Oooh, a chair is still a chair Even when there's no one sitting there Well, I'm not meant to live alone Turn this house into a home When I climb the stair and turn the key Oh please, be there, still in love with me (One less bell to answer) Each time the doorbell rings I still run (One less egg to fry) I got one less man (One less man) to pick up after (No more) No more laughter, no more love Since he went away (Since she went away) Since he went away All I do is cry