Mercedes: Mr. Shue was supposed to love me I turn my back and find myself out on the line You could've warned me but that would've been too kind Will: I've been warning you for months to clean up your act You've been late, you've been mean, giving all kind of stupid flack Mercedes: That's a lie, that's a lie It's just, I haven't been feeling that well Santana: Effie, please, stop excusing yourself You've been late, you've been mean And getting fatter all the time Mercedes: Now you're lyin', you're lyin' I've never been so thin You're lyin', you're lyin' cause you're knockin' off that piece Who thinks she's better than everybody runnin' for president She ain't better than anybody She ain't nothin' but common Santana: Now you listen to me Ms. Blame-it-on-the-world See I put up with you for much too long I have put up with your b**hin' I put up with your naggin', and all your screamin' too! Finn: Oohh, now when are you two gonna to stop all this fighting!? Mercedes: Stay out of this Finn, this is between Santana and me Kurt: Yeah! Well it's between me too I'm as much a part of this group as anybody else And I'm tired, Effie, I'm tired of all the problems you're makin' up Mercedes: I always knew you two worked together!
Kurt: What?! Mercedes: I always knew you two were ganging up on me! Will: Kurt had nothing to do with this change, it was you It was you, always thinking of you Always thinking of you Puck: Lay off, Effie, just take the money and run Mercedes: You in this with them Puck? Puck: Cool it, Effie, this time you know what you've done Mercedes: So they got your behind too, huh? Puck: I said, cool it, Effie. This time you've gone too far Mercedes: Oh, I can go further. I can go further! Mike: I don't wanna stay around this, I'm just breakin' into this business This is between all of you. This is none of my affair Mercedes: I'm not feelin' well, I've got pain Will, Santana, Finn, Kurt, Mike, Puck: Effie, we all got pain Mercedes: Oh, for two years I stuck with you, I was your sister Will, Santana, Finn, Kurt, Mike, Puck: You were a trouble Mercedes: And now you're telling me, it's all over Will, Santana, Finn, Kurt, Mike, Puck: And now we're telling you, it's all over Mercedes: And now, I'm telling you, I ain't goin' Will, Santana, Finn, Kurt, Mike, Puck: It's all over Mercedes: I ain't goin' Will, Santana, Finn, Kurt, Mike, Puck: It's all over!