Kurt: Good times and bad times I've seen them all And my dear, I'm still here Plush velvet sometimes Sometimes just pretzels and beer But I'm here Oh, I've stuffed the dailies in my shoes Strummed ukuleles, I've sung the blues Seen all my dreams disappear But I'm here I've slept in shanties Guest of the W.P.A But I'm here I danced in my scanties Three bucks a night was the pay But I'm here Oh, I've stood on bread lines with the best Watched while the headlines did the rest In the depression was I depressed? Nowhere near I met a big financier And I'm here I've gotten through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover Gee, that was fun and a half When you've been through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover Anything else is a laugh Oh, I've been through Reno I've been through Beverly Hills And I'm here Reefers and vino Rest cures, religion, and pills But I'm here I've been called a 'Pinko', commie tool Got through it stinko by my pool
I should've gone to an acting school Well, that seems clear Oh, still someone said, "She's sincere" So I'm here Black sable one day Next day it goes into hock But I'm here Top billing Monday Tuesday you're touring in stock But I'm here First, you're another sloe-eyed vamp Then someone's mother, then you're camp And then you career from career Hey, to career I'm almost through my memoirs And I'm here I've gotten through "Hey, lady, aren't you whoozis? Wow, what a looker you were" Or better yet "Sorry, I thought you were whoozis. Whatever happened to her?" Good times and bum times I've seen 'em all And I'm still here Plush velvet sometimes Sometimes just pretzels and beer But I'm here I've run the gamut, A to Z Three cheers and dammit, c'est la vie I got through all of last year And I'm here Lord knows, at least I've been there And I'm here Look who's here I'm still here Kurt Hummel is here Whoo, yeah