April & New Directions: Last night, I got served a little too much of that poison, baby Last night, I did things I'm not proud of, and I got a little crazy Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor, and I let him call me baby And I don't even know his last name Oh my momma would be so ashamed It started off, "Hey cutie, where you from?" And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?" And I don't even know his last name, woah! We left the club right around 3 o'clock in the morning His Pinto, sittin' there, in the parking lot, well, it should have been a warning I had no clue what I was gettin' into, so I blame it on the Cuervo Oh, where did my manners go? And I don't even know his last name My momma would be so ashamed It started off, "Hey cutie, where you from?" And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?" And I don't even know his last name Here we go! Oh today, I woke up, thinkin' about Elvis somewhere in Vegas
I'm not sure how I got here or how this ring on my left hand just appeared Outta nowhere, I gotta go, take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road They say what happens here, stays here, all of this will disappear There's just one little problem I don't even know my last name My momma would be so ashamed It started off, "Hey cutie, where you from?" And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?" And I don't even know my last name What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? Oh, what have I done? I don't even know my last name Well it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?" And I don't even know my last name Yeah, yeah, yeah...woah! Yeah, yeah, yeah...oh yeah It started off, "Hey cutie, where you from?" And then it turned into, "Oh no, what have I done?" And I don't even know my last name Oh, yeah